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    no idea mate. i best look..

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    yep, there it was, waiting for me to reply. PM sent Chris. thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lonerider View Post
    Have just had my gammy leg looked into (Orthopod not proctologist, hole very small in knee, but still managed to pull out me cartlidge through it!!) Home alone, babushka abandoned me, just left to the mercies of my 16 year old son who says nursing a gigantic baby in between classes sucks). Anyhoo poppits, the poocasso latest DVD release hs lifted my spirits a little. I especially like the tribute to the stuntman co-ordinator! You will note my counsillor skills at the request for a smile for the cameras, both osama and obama could learn from me eh!!!! ("Ahem, not now pooc, after such a short time since the ,,, serious incident")

    Bloody brilliant pooc. Wanna leave for South Oz right know!!
    To type this I had to turn the light on with me crutch, avoid falling off the chair, which had miraculously lodged on top of the crutch,,dodge the piled dishes building around me and avoid crushing my teenagers laptop as I hit reply with quote. Any of you experts on anatomical holes got advice on how to get on an off a dunny with a crook knee, toilet seat for midget russian women only and one leg straight as a die with 20 foot of bandages round it marked "not to be taken off for 4 days"? All I have succeeded in doing was rick my back (or maybe it happened on the table) wich leaves my whole body shaking like a leaf dacks round my ankles (God knows how they will get pulled up) and me screamin g out for Mmedic!! Navy Seal? Plane ole other human being in vivinity?? Just me an you guys incyber space!! How bout you rock / You enjoy playin round with knackers poop holes and such or is that just in PUBLECK?
    Hey Lone.....from your post I see you are still sniffing the weird shit! As I always say.....love your posts, but farked if I can understand em????. Guess I'm on a different astro plane to you huh? Still....I loves ya. BTW.......with a middle stump as long, as wide, and as square on the end....as yours......why don't you use it as your new leg......I dare say it would be far stronger than your good leg???? Or, perhaps I'm embellishing far too much....still.....the bastard commands attention!!!!

    Great video tho.....have watched it many times and it provides MUCH entertainment.....many great memories of times spent with wonderful folk. I'm off surfing up the coast tomorrow, so see ya's in a week. Be good Lone and tell Babushka to massage your stump.
    So many arseholes.....so few bullets!!!




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    Quote Originally Posted by rockhard View Post
    Hey Lone.....from your post I see you are still sniffing the weird shit! As I always say.....love your posts, but farked if I can understand em????. Guess I'm on a different astro plane to you huh? Still....I loves ya. BTW.......with a middle stump as long, as wide, and as square on the end....as yours......why don't you use it as your new leg......I dare say it would be far stronger than your good leg???? Or, perhaps I'm embellishing far too much....still.....the bastard commands attention!!!!

    Great video tho.....have watched it many times and it provides MUCH entertainment.....many great memories of times spent with wonderful folk. I'm off surfing up the coast tomorrow, so see ya's in a week. Be good Lone and tell Babushka to massage your stump.
    You enjoy Rok miss ya too!
    Go to your room and have a really good think about what you've just done!

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    I had a good time watching the dvd too. Thanks to all for making it fun to watch...

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    Any of you experts on anatomical holes got advice on how to get on an off a dunny with a crook knee, toilet seat for midget russian women only and one leg straight as a die with 20 foot of bandages round it marked "not to be taken off for 4 days"?

    This guy has the perfect plan for ya, Lone

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqMAHqA65XI

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    Quote Originally Posted by blastedbones View Post
    This guy has the perfect plan for ya, Lone

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqMAHqA65XI
    I think Lone may need the larger sized airbag???? Ooops.....wont go to heaven for that one............I'm still pissin my pants laughing.....good one bones.
    So many arseholes.....so few bullets!!!




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    Quote Originally Posted by rockhard View Post
    I think Lone may need the larger sized airbag???? Ooops.....wont go to heaven for that one............I'm still pissin my pants laughing.....good one bones.
    CPAP one end and blow back the other, just finish gettin it out and bam, back in it goes.

    Naa! Idea needs work Bomes, Rockhard, simply bigger bang for buck is not always the way! Got to use the little grey cells Mon Ami!
    Go to your room and have a really good think about what you've just done!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lonerider View Post
    CPAP one end and blow back the other, just finish gettin it out and bam, back in it goes.

    Naa! Idea needs work Bomes, Rockhard, simply bigger bang for buck is not always the way! Got to use the little grey cells Mon Ami!
    Ahhhhh........classic Hercule Poirot.....good one Lone. But I cannot agree on less bang!! Simply need to control the power is all.
    So many arseholes.....so few bullets!!!




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    Quote Originally Posted by rockhard View Post
    Ahhhhh........classic Hercule Poirot.....good one Lone. But I cannot agree on less bang!! Simply need to control the power is all.
    As per crackerjack "I still go off like a firecracker" so need no help banging! God rest the soul of the great actor who said that line!
    Go to your room and have a really good think about what you've just done!

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