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    Grub & Grog

    OK guys, you asked for it, you got it. Post anything you like about food and drink, and we'll see how it goes.

    To start it off, I give you my favourite tune which I think is about American barbequing - can't be sure as I'm not fluent in mercan.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCfUpZOdTmU


    Well I hung on to Mary's stump
    I danced with a soldier's glee
    With a rum soaked crook
    And a big fat laugh
    I spent my last dollar on thee
    I saw Bill Bones, gave him a yell
    Kehoe spiked the nog
    With a chain link fence
    And a scrap iron jaw
    Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring hog
    Spider rolled in from
    Hollister Burn
    With a one-eyed stolen Mare
    Donned himself with chicken fat
    Sawin on a jaw bone violin there
    Kathleen was sittin down
    In little reds recovery room
    In her criminal underwear bra
    I was naked to the waist
    With my fierce black hound
    And I'm cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
    Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
    Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
    Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road
    Fill it with madrone and bay
    Stinks like hell
    And the neighbors complain
    Don't give a hoot what they say
    Slap that hog
    Gotta roll em over twice
    Baste him with a sweeping broom
    You gotta swat them flies
    And chain up the dogs
    Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
    Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
    Rattle snake piccata with grapes and figs
    Old brown Betty with a yellow wig
    Tain't the mince meat filagree
    And it ain't the turkey neck stew
    And it ain't them bruleed
    Okra seeds though she
    Made them especially for you
    Worse won a prize for her
    Bottom black pie
    The beans got to thrown to the dogs
    Jaheseus Christ I can always
    Make room when they're
    Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
    Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
    Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
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    Love that tune Tom. And so, the stage is suet for our gastronomic delights!
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    that ain't music..that shit was like ice picks in your ears..oh, wait a minute, I get it now. Tom is trying to sabotage this sub-forum before it gets off the ground..don't blame ya Tom. who needs the extra work..nice job there..fkn Tom Waits
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    Didn't like the music too much, but here's some real "man" beer
    http://www.therealalecompany.co.uk/s...wmeister.html#
    At 67.5% you shouldn't drink too many of them.

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    I think this forum will be a lot of fun, guys. Let's see what kind of chefs we've got here in our website. Thank you, Mr. owl !
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    Tom's opening comments concerning a Filipino Box Spring Pig have stirred my taste buds.

    I'm gonna now be roasting a full picnic shoulder this afternoon; fat side up... pic's to follow later today
    Last edited by willtill; 27th October 2013 at 09:54 AM.
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    This forum is gonna ruin my diet! I wont be posting any interesting recipes for a while, I am close to zero carbs for the next month and a half yet...but I promise to post some Fijian recipes with pics once I get close to Christmas

    Hoping to get some ideas for Christmas feasting from here, love my meat so looking forward to your posts Willtill! Any wild boar / deer near you?

    edit: I do have a little 9ltr 8% Triple Belgian beer kit fermenting away though, christening my new brewing equipment with it.....I'll post about that stuff once it's bottled, but it wont be for a while either
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    Quote Originally Posted by kaivalagi View Post
    This forum is gonna ruin my diet! I wont be posting any interesting recipes for a while, I am close to zero carbs for the next month and a half yet...but I promise to post some Fijian recipes with pics once I get close to Christmas

    Hoping to get some ideas for Christmas feasting from here, love my meat so looking forward to your posts Willtill! Any wild boar / deer near you?

    edit: I do have a little 9ltr 8% Triple Belgian beer kit fermenting away though, christening my new brewing equipment with it.....I'll post about that stuff once it's bottled, but it wont be for a while either
    You must not know me well Kal... ya gotta read my posts http://www.r3owners.com/showthread.p...-ready-to-kill

    Just picked up my buck from the processor:



    5 pkg loins
    5 pkg shoulder roasts
    7 pkg ground venison "special mix"
    5 pkg steaks
    2 pkg neck roasts
    4 pkg roasts
    1 whole smoked venison ham (rear quarter)
    1 pkg 2.5 pounds venison bologna

    Eatin's gonna be good; in this neighborhood!
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    Quote Originally Posted by willtill View Post
    Eatin's gonna be good; in this neighborhood!
    I wanna live near you!

    I'd gotten the jist that you were into hunting, closest I've been to that sort of thing is with an air rifle in my youth...pidgeon and pheasant hunting with a Sharp Innova using alloy headed pellets Got my RAF marksmen in the air cadets when I was 15...10 shots in a one penny piece at 25 yards using normal sights I think it was.

    The only real hunting around this way though is pheasant shoots with shotguns, not as thrilling as hunting down deer!

    How heavy was that bloody deer, that's a LOT of meat!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kaivalagi View Post
    I wanna live near you!

    I'd gotten the jist that you were into hunting, closest I've been to that sort of thing is with an air rifle in my youth...pidgeon and pheasant hunting with a Sharp Innova using alloy headed pellets Got my RAF marksmen in the air cadets when I was 15...10 shots in a one penny piece at 25 yards using normal sights I think it was.

    The only real hunting around this way though is pheasant shoots with shotguns, not as thrilling as hunting down deer!

    How heavy was that bloody deer, that's a LOT of meat!!!
    After I dressed it out, it was about 150 pounds. Tough to get into the truck; dead deer WILL resist you at every point; when you try to get them into the truck.
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